Bruce & Kris Jenner Stopped Pretending They're Not Separated

“Oh, how I’ll miss her dryness…” – Bruce Jenner (right) Now that we’ve covered such pressing topics as Mariah Carey‘s boobs, some chick on DWTS‘s butt, Hot Pockets, and Miley Cyrus wearing next to nothing for the 800th time, let’s move onto Bruce and Kris Jenner‘s separation which they confirmed in an exclusive to Us